How Many Animals Can You Get In A Pair Of Panty Holes
08-x-2007,08:37 AM #one
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TGIF
Pantyhose quizQ: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
At present, recall about information technology...Ready?
Answer:
10 little piggies
ii calves ,
1 ass,
and an unknown number of hares.
And of class one (1) P----
08-10-2007,08:42 AM #2
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Re: TGIF
We have an early leader in the poor taste laurels. Fred, over to you.
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08-ten-2007,08:48 AM #3
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Re: TGIF
We take an early on leader in the poor gustatory modality award. Fred, over to you.
You shouldn't berate yourself and so much. Who are yous to judge the taste of this forum? I gauge the WW postings are sunday church building.
08-x-2007,08:55 AM #4
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Re: TGIF
Compliments of the apple tree polisher from Virginia:Bailiwick: Mormon joke
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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.After the airplane was airborne, beverage orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed
earlier him.The flight bellboy then asked the Mormon if he would similar a drink.
He replied in disgust. "I'd rather exist savagely raped by a dozen whores
than allow liquor touch my lips."The Irishman then handed his drinkable dorsum to the attendant and said, "Me
too, I didn't know we had a choice."
08-10-2007,09:06 AM #v
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Re: TGIF
I think yous have me confusing me with George from NJ . . .We accept an early leader in the poor gustatory modality award. Fred, over to you lot.
I guess the WW postings are sunday church.
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08-10-2007,09:08 AM #vi
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Re: TGIF
[quote I approximate the WW postings are sun church.[/quote]
Well, a few of the "contestants" take made me believe that there must exist a god...
08-10-2007,09:11 AM #7
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Re: TGIF
Well, a few of the "contestants" have made me believe that in that location must be a god...[quote I judge the WW postings are lord's day church.
[/quote]
True but I don't know nearly the current bunch tho.
08-10-2007,09:15 AM #viii
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Re: TGIF
This is bad enough (simply maybe besides make clean) for a Fri Funny:A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. Afterwards
careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it
safely to his van.However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a offense and the make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.
I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."(And you thought I didn't take De Gaulle to transport this on to someone else... Well, I figure I have null Toulouse.)
08-10-2007,09:32 AM #9
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Re: Italian on the Beach
How to spot an Italian on the Embankment LOL
08-10-2007,09:43 AM #x
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Re: Italian on the Embankment
The dude needs this . . .How to spot an Italian on the Embankment LOL
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08-10-2007,09:44 AM #xi
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Re: Italian on the Beach
Andy, given the affect that photograph could have on one's ambition, perhaps you should repost it in a higher place in the "Diet and SBH" thread.
On an island in the sun we'll exist playing and having fun.
08-10-2007,09:fifty AM #12
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Re: TGIF
WANNA BET?Nosotros have an early leader in the poor taste award. Fred, over to you.
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.I afternoon the pastor came
to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.She invited him to accept a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her sometime Hammond organ, the immature government minister noticed a cut-glass basin sitting on top of information technology.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the h2o floated, of all things, a prophylactic!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but shortly it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you lot would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't information technology wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it moisture, and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I oasis't had the influenza all winter."
"Life is Short, Only y'all're Dead a Looooooooooooong Fourth dimension"
08-10-2007,10:12 AM #13
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Re: TGIF
08-10-2007,x:42 AM #xiv
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Re: TGIF
I recently visited a new primary intendance doctor. Afterward two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.A little concerned about that annotate, I couldn't resist asking him, "Exercise yous recall I'll live to be xc?"
He asked, "Practise you fume tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm non doing drugs, either." So he asked, "Practice yous eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former physician said that all ruby meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Practise yous run a risk, bulldoze fast cars, or take a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't practise whatever of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then, why practice you give a []?"
08-ten-2007,10:45 AM #15
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Re: TGIF
this week was shear hell thank you for the chuckle!!
08-10-2007,02:26 PM #16
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Re: TGIF
Very hot. Made a parcel- right Erik??this week was shear hell thank you for the chuckle!!
08-10-2007,02:thirty PM #17
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Re: TGIF
Today it's 65 degrees - 2 days ago it was 95 - weird.this week was shear hell cheers for the chuckle!!
Very hot. Made a packet- right Erik??
08-10-2007,04:45 PM #18
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Re: TGIF
08-10-2007,09:xvi PM #19
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Re: TGIF
A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgot his watch. He searches for someone who could give him the time.He sees a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant. "Excuse me, sir," says the young man "Do you know what time information technology is?"
The zoo keeper reaches under the elephant, grabs his assurance and starts playing with them.
"Mmmmm, information technology is nearly 3:00," the zoo keeper responds.
The fellow looks at him in awe, "How did yous know that?" The zoo keeper looks back at the man, "I looked at the clock on the wall right behind you."
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
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